OMG I HATE APUSH A LOT!

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lovelyexile:

Oh my god.

lovelyexile:

Oh my god.

@2 days ago with 14 notes
isabeloubliette:

colinh:

fuckyeahunicornsnotnudes:

andrewshark:

prostitutionisrevolution:

alllison:

voteforgoats:

YES, THAT IS WHOOPI GOLDBERG NAKED IN A TUB OF MILK.
CAN’T BE UNSEEN, BITCHES, CAN’T BE UNSEEN.

ROFL I CAN’T BREATHE. x’D

i didn’t appreciate this.

Why isn’t it turning into chocolate milk?

BOOTYLICIOUS

Funniest thing I’ve seen all month.

delightful, just delightful.

isabeloubliette:

colinh:

fuckyeahunicornsnotnudes:

andrewshark:

prostitutionisrevolution:

alllison:

voteforgoats:

YES, THAT IS WHOOPI GOLDBERG NAKED IN A TUB OF MILK.

CAN’T BE UNSEEN, BITCHES, CAN’T BE UNSEEN.

ROFL I CAN’T BREATHE. x’D

i didn’t appreciate this.

Why isn’t it turning into chocolate milk?

BOOTYLICIOUS

Funniest thing I’ve seen all month.

delightful, just delightful.

@2 days ago with 86 notes

This "Magic's Biggest Secrets Revealed" show should be called "Fuck you Criss Angel"

prostitutionisrevolution:

I love Criss Angel though. :/

OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. BUT I HATE THE MASKED MAGICIAN A LOT. he didnt RUIN magic for me but it pisses me off that he wears a mask HE SHOULD OWN UP TO SABOTAGING OTHER MAGICIANS. FUCK HIM. HES PROBABLY UGLY. I HATE HIM.

@4 days ago with 13 notes

"OMFG A CAR CAME TOO CLOSE TO OURS AND MY DAD WASNT LETTING THEM IN AND THEY KEPT TRYING AND HE ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW….. AND PUNCHED THEIR CAR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG IM NOT FAKIN JOKING I DONT BELIEVE IT SO BROOTAL HOLY SHAT"

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OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME IMAGINING THIS

@4 days ago with 7 notes
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what a pimp

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what a pimp

@2 days ago with 3 notes

Today, I went to see New Moon. At the part when Edward leaves, a guy dressed as Harry Potter stood up and screamed "CEDRIC DON'T GO!" and ran out of the theatre sobbing. I felt emotional. MLIA

andthatlittleblackdress:

lipsarenettles:

hiseilonwy:

lipsarenettles:

andthatlittleblackdress:

lipsarenettles:

theatric:

lipsarenettles:

andthatlittleblackdress:

mynameislaura:

twokidsonelovee:

jealousminds:

remainthesame:larasays-:raddrissaxd:(via tolosemylife)

What I’ve learned from all these MLIA’s is that Harry Potter fans need to stop going to see New Moon.

what I’ve learned is that Harry Potter fans need to stop submitting to mlia.

seriously, I doubt even half of them are real.

no this has GOT to be true,

because when edward came on screen for the first time during the dream

i got out of my seat and went “CEDRIC!!!!”

so.

…..right.

I don’t doubt they happened. Some HP fans are big enough dorks to do so JUST to be able to submit something to MLIA.

I mean I’m a HP fan, but like, I’m getting tired of the other fans. Same with Twilight. with Twilight, it’s the crazy fans who give the rest a shit name. With HP, it’s the self riteous pricks who think they are amazing….and think that HP is real.

THIS. And then they judge Twilight fans for the same exact thing.

YES. YES. YES. OMFG.

OMG I’M LOVING LIFE RIGHT NOW PEOPLE WHO AREN’T CRAZY DKG904JT094AWJTOEWRAIJGOAER0JGAOIREJHA

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"OMFG A CAR CAME TOO CLOSE TO OURS AND MY DAD WASNT LETTING THEM IN AND THEY KEPT TRYING AND HE ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW….. AND PUNCHED THEIR CAR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG IM NOT FAKIN JOKING I DONT BELIEVE IT SO BROOTAL HOLY SHAT"

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OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME IMAGINING THIS

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OMFG I WAS FUCKIN PISSIN WHEN SHE SENT ME THIS TOO. SERIOUSLY HOLY SHIT I CAN’T WAIT TO MEET HER DAD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA. (via pineapplecrystallize)

OMG I FEEL LIKE WHEN WE MEET HIM HES GOING TO BE ON A WHITE HORSE OR WEARING A CROWN OR A LEATHER JACKET ON A BIKE HAHAHAHAHA TOO EPIC

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